[hollowedskin]

why is this goat so pretty?? it’s like a fairy? what kind of goat is this???

[minesottafatspoollegend]

It’s called a Gulabi, and if you want to see something even better, the adults look like this.  

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

[fartgallery]

Snowseph
pro: has nose
con: wears sunglasses at night

Gurdy
pro: height intimidates opponents
con: looks like a sex toy

Gurdy (alt. form)
pro: scary!
con: scary :(

Girthy
pro: lorge
con: none. he is perfect

• me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*
• me: the suffering begins

[smollestfox]

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

[irregular-pioneer]

Love the banan, be the banan

[theincognegra]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[lisa-beignet]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[afatblackfairy]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[aidadoesdoodles]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[doglets]

actually all of my systems are nervous

[fukkce]

“You smell good” is in my top 5 for fav compliments